Posted at WCNC.com
It's been a wacky day here in Charlotte as drivers scrambled to every pump in the countryside they could find...apparently all the pumps are going dry in the western Carolinas. Guns are being pulled out in York County. In Salisbury, N.C., Charlotteans bumped with drivers from Greensboro (doesn't driving 50 miles to get gas kinda defeat the purpose?).
Meanwhile, on the West Coast, another giant sucking sound appears. A $150 Billion sucking sound.
...I know what we need...We need Big ICE Palin to put a stop to all this nonsense!